Very Important Puppets: Interactive satirical speakers. Bring the punch lines to your daily routine with digital assistants who sass back as they follow commands, stream music, set alarms, answer your questions, send voice messages, and more. VIPs are designer toys with moveable arms and head, affixed on MP3 player-stands, and loaded with a humorous dialog engine. Starting with the most politically incorrect politicians, and soon expanding to other persons of interest.